THE WORKCADEOFFICE EDITION v1.0
PRODUCTIVITY: 100%
CONNECTED TO THE CORPORATE NETWORK. SORT OF.

THE WORKCADE™

It's not an arcade. It's a Workcade.

Classic games. Corporate disguises. Questionable productivity.

YOUR UNPAID BREAK STARTS HERE.EST. 1996*
Pixel-art beige office computer, folders, coffee, and plant
Boss approaching?

Press `
to look busy.

You're welcome.
— IT
C:\WORKCADE\GAMES
FileEditViewDefinitely Working10 of 50 games installed • IT is working on the rest.
01SNAKE
Break Room

Paper Trail

Keep the paper trail going. Avoid a paperwork jam.

NO OVERTIME YET
02FALLING BLOCKS
Accounting

Inbox Overflow

Your inbox is full. Your responsibilities are not.

NO OVERTIME YET
03BRICK BREAKER
Shipping & Receiving

Cubicle Breaker

Tear down walls. Foster a truly open-plan office.

NO OVERTIME YET
04PONG
Break Room

Break Room Pong

Settle the quarterly rivalry with Gary from Sales.

NO OVERTIME YET
05ASTEROIDS
IT Dept

Reply All

Some emails should have stayed in drafts.

NO OVERTIME YET
06SPACE INVADERS
IT Dept

Middle Management Invaders

They are circling back. Stop them before they do.

NO OVERTIME YET
07MINESWEEPER
Accounting

Spreadsheet Sweeper

Find the errors before the finance team does.

NO OVERTIME YET
082048
Accounting

Promotion 2048

Climb the corporate ladder. One merger at a time.

NO OVERTIME YET
09FLAP GAME
Break Room

Paper Airplane

Take your career to new heights. Mind the cabinets.

NO OVERTIME YET
10ROAD CROSSING
Shipping & Receiving

Coffee Run

Deliver the coffee. Survive the commute. Repeat.

NO OVERTIME YET
10 games ready to run Boss key armed `40 more in the IT backlog
MEMO FROM HUMAN RESOURCES

Taking breaks improves performance. Probably. We didn't check.

The Workcade is not responsible for performance reviews.*Not actually established in 1996. It just feels like it.